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Tim is a satirical comedian that bases his comedy on his upbringing on a dairy farm in Florida. 

Tim the Dairy Farmer: Check-up

June 30, 2022
Tim Moffett
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.” Where did that phrase come from? I’m guessing it was during the 1800s apple growers association’s marketing campaign.
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Tim the Dairy Farmer: Pump theory

June 16, 2022
Tim Moffett
They say that “shoes make the man.” My mom used to say to me, “Never judge a man until you’ve walked a mile in his shoes.”
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Tim the Dairy Farmer: Old-timer

May 24, 2022
Tim Moffett
When did I turn into my grandpa? He always made grunting noises every time he got out of his chair. Now I’m doing it. How did I throw my hip out of joint during dinner? And where did this ear hair come from?
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Tim the Dairy Farmer: Drink punch

May 7, 2022
Tim Moffett
Summer’s coming up. A lot of people are already talking about punch recipes. I always thought punch was a way of saying, “We didn’t buy the good stuff, so we’re going to cover it up with some orange juice and a floating piece of pineapple.”
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Tim the Dairy Farmer: Best in show

April 19, 2022
Tim Moffett
Chances are, some of you were in 4-H or FFA. A rite of passage for both of these groups is the county fair. A chance to show the surrounding citizens your ability to grow a plant, raise an animal or make something.
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Tim the Dairy Farmer: Finally

March 31, 2022
Tim Moffett
I knew the persistence of the American farmer would finally pay off. Through the efforts of farmers on TikTok, Facebook and Instagram, along with lobbyists and people who consider themselves ag-tivists, we have changed the agricultural outlook.
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Tim the Dairy Farmer: Cow Week

March 11, 2022
Tim Moffett
I think the Discovery Channel should have a week devoted to cows. Cows need better PR people. All cows have is Chick-Fil-A and a children’s book about them jumping over the moon.
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Tim the Dairy Farmer: Farm questions

February 25, 2022
Tim Moffett
As farmers, we get asked questions. Here are a few questions people ask me. Some people don’t specify between me, the cows or the farm when asking questions.
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Tim the Dairy Farmer: Milk Zoom

February 7, 2022
Tim Moffett
It seems the world is moving to less and less human contact. Everything seems to be going to Zoom calls and text messages.
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Tim the Dairy Farmer: Flying cats

January 18, 2022
Tim Moffett
Back in the 1950s, airline travel was new, exciting and somewhat romantic. People dressed up in their finest clothes and smoking jackets to fly. Smoking was permitted on flights, and there was even a smoking section on the plane.
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