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Tim is a satirical comedian that bases his comedy on his upbringing on a dairy farm in Florida. 

Tim the Dairy Farmer: Hurricane season

July 19, 2021
Tim Moffett
Hurricane season is here in Florida again. Just my opinion, but I think the Weather Channel is owned, operated and financed by Lowes, Home Depot and Walmart. This is when the weather people get all giddy like little schoolgirls.
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Tim the Dairy Farmer: Round rolled

June 30, 2021
Tim Moffett
Florida is getting crowded. I’ve lived here for all of my 51 years, and these days people are moving here in herds.
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Tim the Dairy Farmer: School lunches

June 11, 2021
Tim Moffett
I just heard they may start serving the Impossible Burger in government school lunch programs. The Impossible Burger should taste great with the 1% and skim milk Michele Obama made the kids drink.
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The Manure Spreader: Gift giving

December 11, 2020
Tim Moffett

’Tis the season to be jolly. The holidays are upon us. Which means all the great things we love and loathe about Christmas are in full effect.


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The Manure Spreader: Raw milk

November 25, 2020
Tim Moffett

So if you regularly read my articles, you know by now that I never talk about religion, politics or social issues. I try my best to keep this part of your day humorous and drama-free.


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The Manure Spreader: Psychic turkey

November 6, 2020
Tim Moffett

Just so you know, I’m writing this article in September, which happens to be about 50 days before the election. This article will hit your mailbox a couple days after the election.


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The Manure Spreader: Milk inspections

October 19, 2020
Tim Moffett

As dairy farmers, one of the things we all have in common are state milk inspections. If you’re reading this and have no idea what I’m talking about, the USDA inspects dairy farms to make sure everything is up to standards for producing milk for people to consume.


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The Manure Spreader: Pot roast

October 1, 2020
Tim Moffett

When it comes to food or drink, we’ve all got one item that makes us cringe when we hear the name, see it on a plate or smell it in a glass.


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The Manure Spreader: Cheeseburger paradise

September 11, 2020
Tim Moffett

Just in case you didn’t know, Sept. 15 is National Double Cheeseburger Day. I think that one sentence alone is enough to complete this article, but the editors insist I fill up at least half the page.


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The Manure Spreader: Aging well

August 24, 2020
Tim Moffett

Every day, we get older – but it’s better than the alternative. They say wisdom comes with age, but so does arthritis, slower movement and the walking farts.


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