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Tim is a satirical comedian that bases his comedy on his upbringing on a dairy farm in Florida. 

The Manure Spreader: Grillmaster

August 7, 2020
Tim Moffett
You ever wonder what happens to all the 4-H animals that don’t make it to the show? You know, the animal you’ve dropped thousands of dollars and lots of time into so your kid could be part of the fair.
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The Manure Spreader: Pecking order

July 19, 2020
Tim Moffett
Well, thanks to all the recent stay-at-home orders, business is booming for the farmers who grow green peas. Why? Because vasectomies are up by 80%. Apparently, December and January will be the next big baby boom.
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The Manure Spreader: 4th of July questions

June 30, 2020
Tim Moffett
Many of you have emailed me in the past about my writing abilities. And I thank you all. Some of you feel sorry for me and have asked if I lived under a power line growing up. And yes, as a matter of fact I did.
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The Manure Spreader: No thanks

June 11, 2020
Tim Moffett
June is Dairy Month. That’s enough said about that. June also has Father’s Day. I don’t want to say farmers are simple, but we are. Why? Well, we’ll drive 100 miles to a presentation just for a hat, notepad and free dinner.
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The Manure Spreader: Social distancing

May 22, 2020
Tim Moffett
Well, the new normal is social distancing. We are all experiencing loneliness from time to time in this isolation. It’s perfectly normal and acceptable to talk to your livestock.
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The Manure Spreader: Toilet paper

May 6, 2020
Tim Moffett
Who knew the timber industry would be so appreciated in a time of need! Sure farmers, processors, truckers and stores deliver the food products to the people, but, in the end, we all need toilet paper.
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The Manure Spreader: Mom speaks

April 17, 2020
Tim Moffett
We all need to thank the woman who raised us. Whether she was your birth mom, sister, grandma, aunt, adoptive mom, cousin or friend of the family. They always had words of wisdom to add to our lives.
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The Manure Spreader: ‘Munny’ rabbit

March 31, 2020
Tim Moffett
What do the Easter Bunny and the IRS have in common? Well, this year, they shared the same week in our lives.
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The Manure Spreader: Old grumpy

March 11, 2020
Tim Moffett
Have you ever met someone who was always grumpy? Sure you have. I know we all have our moments – and sometimes days.
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The Manure Spreader: AMSCOT loan

February 24, 2020
Tim Moffett
There is an old saying, “Don’t lend money to a friend – it causes amnesia.” And there’s the other saying … Where am I? Why is there a computer in front of me? Oh, that’s right, I’m writing an article for Progressive Dairy.
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